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You are a
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cute and Horny
Are you smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*

A study has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading a SMS.
Now its too late doesn’t try to change your finger! Catch another fool!

I want you to know that you are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without you even for a second!
You are my life and I can feel you everywhere.
DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.

I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot.
Because MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.: p
Happy April fools day

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
When conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
And took the ticket and said April fool.
I have pass.

WARNING! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

You are one of the CUTEST persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

You are equal to sixty James bond!
How?? 007 * 60 = 420

We've known each other for quite a while now,
Do you think we can be more than friends?
Because I like you very much, Will you be my partner to rob a bank?

You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

A - You are Attractive
B - You are the Best
C - You are Cute
D - You are Dear to Me
E - You are Excellent
F - You are Funny
G - You are Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

So Sweet is your SMILE?
So Sweet is your STYLE??
So Sweet is your VOICE???
So Sweet is your EYE?????
See ...how Sweetly I LIE.

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember three things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

I want to suck you... lick you... want to move my tongue,
All over you...want to feel you in my mouth...yep,
That’s how you...eat an ice cream.

In your life, when you wake up and don't see any one,
Then come to me, I’ll be there to hold your hand and
Take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

If you don't mind
If you don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please...
Give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
Kissan jam bottle
Just RS.22.50 only

Last night I Got a severe Head pain,
I went to the Doctor,
He said that it would be cured if I send a SMS
To some lunatic person, tell me, whom do I know other than you?

I Miss you a Lot Dear....
Don't get excited. She sent it to me.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart,
That would always beat for you.
You know whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

If ever in your life you are very sad and feel
That you have lost everything; I’ll come, hold your hand,
Take You 4 walk on a bridge and show you where 2 jump from.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
Keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cats,
Seconds cat! ... Now read it without the word cat.

Read each word reversibly:
A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM
STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS
NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise I will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip.
Take out your
Book from your bag and study

You will be a ROSE for all TREES
You will be a SMILE
For all FACES
You will be WATER FALLS for all HILL Sand
You will be a BROHTER
For all CUTE GIRLS

When your life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free you for darkness and
After if you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your
ELECTRICITY BILL

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
Whenever you are in big trouble see the photo.
You will feel that No other problem bigger than this.

The time since I have met you
I have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.
So, if you don’t mind.
Can I sell you?

True love is like a pillow; you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace
When you are happy. So when you need true love
Spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
YOU will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Hey get ready. My marriage is fixed
It’s on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool,
And you are the 1st person whom I fooled.

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 your
1) Good looks
2) Nature
3) Style
4) Attitude,
Kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st?

U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
R U smiling now?
???
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCHING*

Fact1: You cannot touch
Your lower lip with your tongue…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

You are one of the CUTEST persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

Someone.
Misses U.
Needs U.
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
THE ZOO.

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
If u 4get me
I will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

This is not SMS; it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
With an overwhelming amount of bubbles