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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

True love is like a pillow; u can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain and u can embrace
When you are happy. So when u needs true
Love spends 100 bucks and buys a pillow.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late don’t try 2 change your finger! Catch another fool!

I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life and I can feel U everywhere....
DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

So Sweet is your SMILE???
So Sweet is your STYLE???
So Sweet is your VOICE???
So Sweet is your EYE?????
See ...how Sweetly I LIE.

I want to suck you... lick you...
Want to move my tongue all over you...
Want to feel you in my mouth...yep,
That’s how u...eat an ice cream.

In your life, when you wake up and don't see any one,
Then come to me, I’ll be there to hold your hand and
Take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please...
Give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. Soon...

I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Because MENAKA GANDHI said, " People should LOVE animals.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor...
He said that it would be cured if I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

Tell me, whom do I know other than you.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip.
Take out your...
Book from your bag and study

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
For all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
And U will be a BROHTER
For all CUTE GIRLS

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
Whenever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend
Like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u doesn’t mind...
Can I sell you?

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.