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For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
And For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers!!!

You are a GHONCHU.
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur
dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai your's own DEAR.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage
niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
 Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer,
 Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu...

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko
ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda
JALDI ban jate hai...

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur
 aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

If people say you are crazy, be patient.
If they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid,
Be cool but if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel
mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek
Burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade
dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
 aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
 Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper,
zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum
mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho.

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga
Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

Log apna bana k chor detey hain,
Apno se rishta tod k ghairon se jod detey hain,
Ham toa ik phool na tod saktey,
Najaney log dil kaisey tod detey hain….

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,
wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,
mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,
usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,
waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,
usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,
kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz
Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz
Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane
Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz
kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha
Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz
Har roz aieene sey yehi poochti hun mae
Kia rukh pe tabassum sajayein gein kisi roz?
Urney do in parindon ko azaad fizaon mein
Tumhare hon agar to lout ayein gein kisi roz
Apne sitam ka dekh lena khud hi Saqi tum
Zakham e jigar tamaam log dekhein gein kisi roz !

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.
Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, barey zamaney lagay
Jub dil dukha tou wohi loog yaad aney lagey

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas.

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.
Jiyo apni zindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.

Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,
to pata chale ga k sub se pehle
ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

Your relation is like paktel
“dil to 1 hay”
Your Ove like telenor
“Chaho kuch barh k”
Your sincerety like Haleeb
“garah to hay”
Your smile like twist
“Hila k rakh de”
your style like Ufone
“Tum hi to ho”
Your personality lika Bonanza
“Absolutely worldclass”
My response like lipton
“Yehi to hai wo apnapun”
aur apnaypun k sath
“EID Mubarak”

A Love Story:
1 din ek pagal lrki phulon se khel rahi thi
halke halke baaten kar k phulon ko bosay de k..
Shayad kuch soch rahi thi..
Yakayak 1 kantay ne aa k us k honton ko zakham bakhsha
usne phulon ko hata k kante ko muthi mai le kar
pyar se thora chuma
shayad wo jan gai thi pyar k badle yehi milega

Kaanto k badlay
Phool kia do ge,
Aansoon k badlay
Khushi kia do ge,
Hum chahtay hain aap se umar bhar ki dosti
Hamary is SMS ka jawab kia do gay…?

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai

Hawaon k hath ek arman bheja hai,
Roshni k zariye ek paigham bheja hai,
Fursat milay to qabool ker lena,
is nacheez ne”Piyara” sa “Salam” bheja hai

Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi,
par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise
kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal
nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun
mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai
zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko
humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat
ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!
Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha!
Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.

Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se
uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

You are a GHONCHU.
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha
aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko
chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage
 hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
???
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
???
dekha ho gaya na
???
TIME WASTE!!

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

If people say you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,
be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse
bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo
hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek
burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
Best wishes forever & good luck

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Good Luck & All the best

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
Best wishes forever & good luck

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Good Luck & All the best

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?
Answer=Tea
Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi

Hi & Good Morning!
Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai
 GOOD MORNING

On this cold night,
in My small Room,
I Look At The Bright Stars
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sky &
DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!
Goodnights!

Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi?
Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!!
Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

No visits...
No calls..
No sms's...
No letters...
No missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11
shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar
par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske
dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me
muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho
to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange...
Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess

Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike.. Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi.. Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag.. Ek Se Mera Kea Hoga

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi
pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere,
te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

Yado se judkr yad aate ho ap,
Yad aakr yad ban jate ho ap
Yaado hi yaado me hr jagah nazar aate ho ap,
Kyu yado ko b yadgar ban jate ho aap

Tum mera aaj ho, tum mera kal,
tujay yaad karthay hai har aik pal,
jee nahe paiyain gay teray bina hum,
teray bina reh jai gay adhuray hum….
I Miss you

Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz,
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho”

jeene k lye dard ka samaan bohat hai,
kuch roz se apna dil pareshan bohat hai,
milte hain shabo-roz sabhi log hum se,
aik tjh se mulakat ka arman bohat hai.

Hai husn ka purkaif nazara teri aankhe!
gar chand mera dil, to sitara teri aankhe!
jab jab bhi padhun inko mohabbat ki nazar se.
Lagti hain ek taza shumara teri aankhen.

Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay,
Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

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