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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you?
Why I care for you? Why I remember you?
Why I Text you? Then my heart answered,
Mongoloids need more care!
Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I don’t want to loose you!

When somebody who is deeply
In Love with you tells that
You are Cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. Throw de mirror on d floor.
3. Stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing your teeth.

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“Damn I am really so cute”
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…
Coz liars go to hell!!!!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No??? Quickly see your driving license.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name. They said -We couldn’t disturb our boss.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mines.
Please forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

Where r u? r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder
A monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately

Taste disses SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
No? Sure? Well...
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short...
U r ULLU!!!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
…
“You are so beautiful”

Teacher: U failure!
At your age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir,
But at your age Hitler committed suicide

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Question: Why do men chase women?
When they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
When they have no intention of driving.

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU!!!

I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u.
Whenever I miss u.
I just want to see u.
Do u know why…
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.

You are one of the CUTEST persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

U r a nice person…
But U has to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live

Someone
Misses U
Needs U
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
THE ZOO

Six truths of life:
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Do u remember the day we traveled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
U put your face out,
Then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

What? is a difference between
A Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

Today is an international day
For the mentally disabled
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
As I have done………

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Hey friend remember that
Without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& Without ugliness there can be no beauty
So the world needs YOU after all!

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Where r u?
U r u not replying
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunders a monkey
Has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately