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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright;
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

My nights are going sleepless. My days are
Going useless. So I asked GOD, "am this love?
". GOD replied, "No dear, result is near".

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for
"Exams". Because it teaches how to manage
"Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

“The probability of a topic
Coming in exam increases exponentially,
If one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Lovely days in my life:
Childhood days,
School days
& Collage days,
Horrible days in my life:
“Only exam days”

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study’s

Exam sms:
Exams are like Girl friends
Too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always failed! 

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the
Importance of scoring 33

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.

According to Newton’s 4th law for exams-
Every book will continue to be at rest
Or covered with dust
Until some
External or internal exam moves it!

All I want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
Be self equipped with facts and figures
To conquer this exams battle
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
Those Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester!!

Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull your hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE!!

Human brain is the most
Outstanding object in world,
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.

My nights are going sleepless,
My days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“Is this love?”
GOD replied,
“No dear, result is near”

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions
2 Difficult to understand
3 More Explanation is needed
4 Result is always FAIL!

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
Grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
Give your heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God succeed u in every exams of your life?
Good luck & all the best

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year, Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days Gone, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days. Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days, Days left 81
Exams days 35 days, Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20; Days left 26
Movies, TV at least 25 days, Days left 1
That 1-day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Exams!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.