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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
Your dad paying the bill!!!

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband: Wait a second

Husbands will never succeed
In making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
& The other ensures U Continue to do so.

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting every time!
WIFE says: No darling, it means: -
With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I were a newspaper
So I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
Newspapers so I could have
A new one everyday!

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
“What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing
Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Husband: Today is Sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for your parents.

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
And Pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tires of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral: always keep a SPARE TYRE….

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
And KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

A recently fired
Stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
And I still have my wife…”

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife!

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks, but promise me
You will stay there for the rest of your life.

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
Instead of shooting her lover
Sardar: Your honor,
It’s easier to shoot a woman once,
Than shooting one man every week

My wife and I
Were happy for 20 years.
Than we met

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire