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Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later.
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother
Has it. There is only one perfect wife in the
World and every neighbor have it.
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
A man, who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man, who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of Women'
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other
so-- now it's just a waiting game.
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