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It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.

f ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry about u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
Then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF

Hello I trusted you so much
But your mouth is never shut.
Why did you tell others my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
Please stop telling everybody that,
I’m so cute.

You are one of the cutest persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in math class
Think +ve:)

A short thing
Its get longer as u hold it
& Pass between woman’s breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?

Boy: what is that u keep in ur mouth
Which is 6″ long
And move it in and out
And wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u asks such question to me.
I can’t tell such words
Boy: don’t worry its toothbrush

What’s an average 6-inch long?
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
???
A: 1000- rupee currency note.
Always think positive

I want u …
To be with me in a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner…. &
To say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
….
Because I needed a monkey
For an advertisement

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R

Love is possible after friendship
But friendship is not possible after love
Because medicines work before death
Later nothing can be cured…

Who‘s hot? It’s U,
Who‘s
Charming… It’s U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. It’s U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… It’s U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… It’s U
Who‘s a liar.. It’s me

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart &
When tears flow 4rm your eyes,
Just let me know.
…
Cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just want to be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I want to marry U.
I LOVE U.